- cat:[makes a small friendly noise]
- me:oh my god. ohhhh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. do it again. oh my god.
Make me choose between
- Two football clubs
- Two footballers
- Two national teams
- Two coaches
- Two leagues
"bout to ding dong ditch sam pepper"
Wonderwall | Oasis
“If you weren’t here from the beginning then you’re a fake fan”. That’s just like saying my sister isn’t a part of my family because I escaped the vagina first.
before humans and dogs were friends who fixed dog ears when they went inside out